the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE
BRILLIANT THANK YOU
Well, that’s ironic.
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
I like him after this, I love him.
Had to show it again just to torture people…enjoy
WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS
I tried to scroll passed it, but I couldn’t.
so you see….i was scrollin the tumblr. and petting my dog…paying more attention to him then what was on the screen so when i look back i see this gif..only where i stopped scrolling i could only see from chest down. so im like oooooo smexy and took a drink of water and i scrolled to see if there was a head and low and behold i did a spit take….my dog is now covered in water that spewed from my mouth during said spit take. i also have a teasing pretty boy on my blog..
“This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. “