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  • (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

  • Me:

    “So, where’s your mom at?”

  • Boy:

    “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

  • Me:

    “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

  • Boy:

    “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

  • (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

destiellovingfanficgirl: the-winchester-initiative: prettyboysintheimpala: pandora4: Had to show it again just to torture people…enjoy WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS I tried to scroll passed it, but I couldn’t. so you see….i was scrollin the tumblr. and petting my dog…paying more attention to him then what was on the screen so when i look back i see this gif..only where i stopped scrolling i could only see from chest down. so im like oooooo smexy and took a drink of water and i scrolled to see if there was a head and low and behold i did a spit take….my dog is now covered in water that spewed from my mouth during said spit take. i also have a teasing pretty boy on my blog..
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destiellovingfanficgirl:

the-winchester-initiative:

prettyboysintheimpala:

pandora4:

Had to show it again just to torture people…enjoy

WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS

I tried to scroll passed it, but I couldn’t.

so you see….i was scrollin the tumblr. and petting my dog…paying more attention to him then what was on the screen so when i look back i see this gif..only where i stopped scrolling i could only see from chest down. so im like oooooo smexy and took a drink of water and i scrolled to see if there was a head and low and behold i did a spit take….my dog is now covered in water that spewed from my mouth during said spit take. i also have a teasing pretty boy on my blog..

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